Although Bardolators may imagine he is an infallible guide to psychology, Shakespeare either did not understand the heritability of personality traits, or chose to ignore it for comedic purposes.

So you’d send a friend a link with, “Hey, check out these new screenshots of the Playstation 4,” but when they clicked on the link, BAM, duckroll’d.

This might seem heretical, for discount houses, with their silk-betoppered representatives and their excellent lunches might appear the very core of the City.

Ryanair bag-carrier Peter Sherrard ranted Diary entry edited by Sophie Brodie