Another neverendum (as Canadian nationalists call this process) on Quebec's secession is planned before the year 2000.

An ordinary rubber douche bag was filled with a one in twenty solution of carbolic acid

I got to drain the main vein, kiddo, so you just stay put.

While the young swankies on the green Took round a merry tirle: Meg Wallet wi' her pinky een Gart Lawrie's heart-strings dirle; And fouk wad threap, that she did green For what wad atar her skirle and skreigh some day.