Ruining a barbecue by burning the meat. You really are a complete knob jockey.

Most of the work of these comics — even when they are screaming or sneering in Kruegeresque tones — is only analogous to the explicit violence of the killing joke...

The medium-volume jetter has separate high pressure hoses for large and small diameter drains.

The Three Cities group has done a wonderful job of restoring and refurbing the building, which once housed the run-down Swiss Excelsior Hotel