The Tory hard right is in the ascendancy, and a fascist street movement – led by convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson – represents a growing threat.

That rollercoaster was champion, laughed Vinny.

Otherwise, with the sameish meals and the utterly sameish pattern, the patternless days, I might lose count, lose my bearings, they might trick me.

The traffic signs on motorways are particularly clear and well lit at night.