Glaucous, hoar, enfouldered, cyathiform, / Making mere faculae of the sun and moon […]

So if your prospective school is proudly displaying that We Are Outstanding banner on its perimeter fence, well, that is wonderful … but do bear in mind that in all likelihood it has been awarded for results in those two subjects, rather than for its delivery of a broad and balanced curriculum which brings out the best in every child. Which is, of course, what makes a great primary school.

He exits quickly, looking like he's just seen the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater. Some gooks are in there!

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