In control as always, he came up with a cool plan.

SAHDs are more common than they used to be, but they're still a rare beast, so keep your eyes peeled at the local library, music sessions, playgroups, coffee groups, or just stroll up to other blokes pushing buggies — you don't need an excuse to start a conversation.

No man ought to looke a geuen hors in the mouth.

I'll admit that this Frankenstein Complex you're exhibiting has a certain justification—hence the First Law in the first place.