His administerial duties were minimal.

All flowers in field or forest which unclose Their trembling eyelids to the kiss of day, Swinging their censers in the element, With orient incense lit by the new ray Burned slow and inconsumably, and sent Their odorous sighs up to the smiling air […]

Look at that starving dog; he's nothing more than skin and bones.

One lever controls directionals, the two-speed wipers, headlight flasher and windshield schpritzer.