At first it seemed a good idea, but now it's getting close I'm having second thoughts.

Big-name system vendors typically install software on their consumer PCs at the factory. These extras go by many names: bundleware, begware, bloatware, and my favorite, crapware.

Membership of this golf club is limited to those of quality and wealth.

How do I look, she said. How's my ass look? My ass okay? Top drawer, I said.