Samoza has a long list of people who are personas non grata, and Figures suspects that I cannot get a visa to get into the country for this reason.

But are sailors […] without vices? No; but less often than with landsmen do their vices, so called, partake of crookedness of heart, seeming less to proceed from viciousness than exuberance of vitality after long constraint; frank manifestations in accordance with natural law.

A grand narrative can be defined as a grand, unifying theory of life. Grand narratives include speculative theories as diverse as Christianity (human history is part of a grand divine plan), liberalism (human history and human society are inexorably moving towards the creation of a rational, enlightened society), capitalism (human history is to be seen as an overall thrust towards increasing creation and accumulation) and, of course, Marxism (human history is caught up in a conflict that will eventually lead to the formation of a classless society). Lyotard sometimes refers to grand narratives as speculative apparatus.

He's going to get quite a telling off if his dad ever finds out about it.