I haven't been Tindering or doing the Plenty of Fish thing in quite some time because I've been seeing Date #2, and he's lovely. […] I'm not Tindering or frequenting POF because my heart still belongs to him, but up pops a message on the Friday night.

The bottom man of a 'dog pile' in a fraternity house scuffle is in a hospital with a neck dislocation.

but there's lots of Jesusses too. even my Bible says so (kinda like the bit about jealous gods):[…]

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