Why, it's main jolly to be sure, and all that so fair.

Goolar, or Doomur. Ficus glomerata.

So please, don’t ablesplain to me. Especially when you have no idea about the context of what bigotry you’re trying to justify.

Standard I/O functions are not programmable — unless, that is, you have the original source code and you don't mind fiddling with files that are likely to be updated regularly, requiring you to refiddle with the updates again and again.