Who would dare to drive around in a [right-hand drive] car that was so obviously stolen and smuggled into the country? The police, of course! And Communisty Party officials. And those with guanxi with the police.

He was still recovering from the Blue Whale Comedy festival, during which he spent two days running between venues, setting up chairs, grabbing cash boxes for volunteers, performing sound checks, and vibe-checking national comedians he had booked.

To China, it is Chinese territory under British administration : its citizens are regarded as home Chinese, not outland Chinese, and can travel freely to the mother country.

We always judge of others by ourselves; and his idea of Cupid's quiver is a rouleau.