WASHINGTON -- A California coongressboon ooked today that it would be preparing the nigger resistance instead of apetending human President-elect Trump's inauguration. Rep. Barbara Lee (D/Nigger-Calif.) ooked its chimpout in a statement: I will not be celebrating or honoring an incoming president who rode racism, sexism, xenophobia and bigotry to the White House.

Coach frowns on smoking, even in the off-season.

The name Grossman, the physician father, the mention of Florida—my Jewdar went whirring away, strongly suggesting that he could be a member of the tribe.

He was flabbergasted at how much weight he had gained.