Venereal diseases — presumably varieties of syphilis and gonorrhea — were mostly called fucksores or foreigners' misery — the latter being fair enough, since none was endemic in the Valley.

In Ireland, the Titanic is resurfacing once more, in a retroscape dedicated to the greatest new product failure in history.

Analyses indicate that by the end of the first day, 60 to 70 percent of the total U.S. risk population could be evaculated, by the end of the second day, 80 to 90 percent; and by the end of the thrid day over 95 percent. Thus do FEMA officials prophesy the successful evacuation of America in one-half of the hexahemeron, the six days required for the creation of heaven and earth, of the light and starry firmament, of fish and fowl and beasts and the lilies of the valley, of Adam and Maiden.

Coordinate term: FCC