Give me a lick of ice cream.

A retarded sense of meta is achieved whenever Leto’s Chapman goes on about the phony theatrics of film actors, but it’s Lindsay Lohan, as über–Lennon fan Jude, who breaks your heart, looking convincingly horrified that she has three undeserved Razzies while Leto has none.

In the second half of this year, we'll be introducing a secure domain name service that ties a certificate to a domain name to make it unspoofable.

They wear conventional clothes, eat conventional food, and keep conventional hours.