With $800m of funding going to the femtech startups in 2019 alone, there couldn’t be a better time for ohne to enter the market.

“But where can I get the gourds—I beg your pardon, the cucurbitas?’

“He is a douche canoe. But he gets great PR with the mortals. They think he's their protector, some kind of hero, but he really should be sent out to sea and set on fire in a proper Viking burial.”

He started recording and - right on schedule - the dogs started barking.