Basically, instead of blaming the U.S. government or society or poor parenting for the way our children behave (poorly), we'll just blame Canada. Everything is Canada's fault.

It took all the power and skill of that energetic woman to get her son into his Sunday best.

Your lawmakers don't have to pass new laws to make your country more totalitarian and warprofiteer-friendly -- they just have to stop taking the old ones seriously.

A fifty-eighth of 1160 is 20.