People want to do slash? Fine. They want to write rapefic? Fine. Everybody can post what they like.

Some wet sanding and a few more coats of varnish had it looking respectable enough to antique.

What went ye out for to see?

A universal a priori semimeasure (also known as algorithmic probability) is defined as the transformation, by a given universal monotone Turing machine, of the uniform measure on the infinite strings.