What is the selective advantage of height?

Of course, if I did that, I would have to leave Annalee here. I couldn't take her to the rendezvous.

As for high-heels, they hoist the derrière and make the gait more feminine and physically attractive.

As for the snobs at Bayreuth, they undergo “an abracadabrant initiation into the mysteries of the parsifalian chimæra”!