It's all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient. Lifehacking, baby. This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower, saved myself 90 seconds, which I just used to explain this to you. Damn it!

We kept in touch, but not long after starting at the bank, she started dating some real gorky looking older bloke called Ray. He must have felt like all his Saturdays had come at once to be dating a girl like Jemma when his mirror told only horror stories.

Peter dipped the whisk in lather and applied it to his face, so he could start shaving.

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