You'd be worked up if you had just been scored off by Aubrey Upjohn, with that loathsome self-satisfied look on his face as if he'd been rebuking a pimply pupil at his beastly school for shuffling his feet in church.

While the SAM was initially created by a-spec people, it can easily be used by people who are not asexual or aromantic.

God knows I've had my fair share of festy flatmates who started out all sweetness and light... :)

(A ministorage center in Manhattan has even run ads suggesting that it is the best repository for the spoils of singledom.)