'... allowed Boston to score all of its runs on homers, including a pair of clouts by Jacoby Ellsbury ...'

I ought to break your head, you asshole! You're a shitbum! You're scum! Do you understand that, boy? I wouldn't buy a fuckin' thing from you, you asshole! I shouted, out of control.

At dawn we really let 'em have it with a 30 minute artillery barrage.

Genderswapping on the internet is not, of course, any solution. But Brooker might at least consider its existence, potential, and scope, rather than attributing gender where it is not possible so to do (Brooker 1999: 49).