Here, it is said, MacDonalds of Glencoe hid their lifted beasts when retribution threatened.

To serve, place a corncake on each plate and top with 3 slices of bacon.

United were made to pay for letting an eight-point lead as little as five weeks ago slip and, despite their final-day efforts, they will look back on a season where, when they needed to step up, they fell flat.

Possibly in a Fat Elvis-gone-to-art-school phase — hanks of hair dyed splodgy red and stainy yellow — he bawled his lyrics in his characteristic drawl.