Jones is a pop-culture phenom whose bold antics, outlandish personality, and dazzling looks defied all norms.

The two hard captives bound together as one punishing creature, wielded by a Welshwoman and slave, are probably the handle and swiple of a threshing flail.

Of course, you think normal thought processes by normal people are brainwashed right wing idiocity. That's the result of having your head buried in clintoon's butt.

He was getting wise, so I cracked him one.