A good safety call is one in which your contact person has as much information as possible.

Three Sikhs with three mules attempt to take it to them down the causeway scourged by the Chinese fire. First a mule drops, but the tall, gaunt-featured, turbaned panthans stride on. Then a turban goes down; then another turban; and the third ...

Never mind about the top-hat. We aren't hatty people.

I know I'm too much of a younghead to have seen all the famous shows, but jeez...