He had on a swaggerlicious top, some LaBron James sneakers on and a back pack. He spoke like a man, looked like a boy and was smooth like a thug, just what Carmen needed.

And meet me; or I'll box you while I have you, And carry you gambril'd thither like a mutton

Call it what you want – PDX, P-Town, Puddletown, Stumptown, City of Roses, Bridge City, River City or Beervana – Portland kicks booty.

Fly therefore, fly this fearefull stead anon, / Least thy foolhardize worke thy sad confusion.