Out came vanilla-scented pillar candles and shiny brass candleholders, bags of potpourri and cellophane-wrapped flip-flops, and enough unopened packages of rainbow chalk to keep an entire neighborhood of hopscotchers content.

[…]I have a cousin with Daltonic vision; it's not so strange in a man not to see the color red.

nonshredded refuse

He gave me a recipe for doughless pizza.