Blackadder: Right, Baldrick, this is an old trick I picked up in the Sudan. We tell HQ that I’ve gone insane, and I’ll be invalided back to Blighty before you can say “wibble” — a poor, gormless idiot.

I would rather have it said, He lived usefully, than, He died rich.

My landlord is back on his fuckshit.

Prop[osition] VI. One substance cannot be produced by another substance. Demonst[ration]. In the preceding proposition we have seen that there cannot in the nature of things be two Substances of the same attributes, or that they have anything in common (by Prop. II.); and so (by Prop. III.) one cannot be the cause of, or be produced by, another: q.e.d.