There is no grass in the fieldless, parkless city for their feet, no trees for climbing […]

In Ruzhou, a city southwest of Zhengzhou, streets have been turned into torrents, sweeping away cars and other vehicles, footage on social media showed.

“How can one be so fat and have cold feet?” he muses, contemplating his own stodgy and unwarmable extremities.

Anti-vaccinators, members of the conspiracy group QAnon and right-wing pundits have instead seized on the video as evidence that one of the world’s richest men planned to use a pandemic to wrest control of the global health system.