I have used my last can of commodity meat.

I have heard a famous rodeo announcer crack the same old joke every year, A leppy is a little calf whose ma has died, and whose pa has run away with another cow.

He was all spiffed up, this chap, decked out in a spotless white shirt and a bow tie.

He projects his concern to all employees and he means business when he says the “buck stops here”.