St Cyprian's was an expensive and snobbish school which was in process of becoming more snobbish, and, I imagine, more expensive.

2010, Essential NLP (Teach Yourself^®), Great Britain: Hodder Education Following their modelling of Perls and Satir, Bandler and Grinder went on to model Milton H. Erickson, the world’s foremost medical hypnotist. The result was a different set of language patterns, the Milton Model, and the publication of the second NLP book, Patterns of the Hypnotic Techniques of Milton H. Erickson MD.

So I says to him, no, I can′t go back to the pozzy I′m sharing with Snowy Fisher and the late Pap.

The cheesy stuff is called vernix, and it's a natural moisturizer that protects the baby's skin while she's in the womb.