Then she tossed her red, curly mane and rewrapped her infinity scarf around her neck before picking up the box of muffins and her coffee.

Old men frequently marry young girls, but then the portion is high and the ménage à trois common.

Gee whiz, did [Scott Adams] use every single strategy we've mentioned, like a grifter Voltron: He combined semantics, diversion, and just batshit fantasy into an entire day of tweets.

Their sense thus weak, lost with their fears thus strong, Made senseless things begin to do them wrong; For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch; Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all things catch.