What do the polished inhabitants of Carrubber's close care for all the taunts that can be uttered by the mouths of all the tobacco-chewing, bacon-eating bagmen who chatter no intelligible language of any country, about gardy loos, and Caledonian cremonas?

While persons at once broad-shouldered and big-bellied, or broad-basined and big-bottomed, or broad-basined and big-bellied, or broad-shouldered and big-bottomed, or big-bosomed and broad-shouldered, or big-bosomed and broad-basined, would on no account, if they were in their right senses, commit themselves to this trecherous channel.

There is a reason why chèvre, a tangy goat cheese from France's Loire Valley, goes so well with crisp, unoaked sauvignon blanc from the same area.

So it is to the mutual advantage of social primates to backscratch for each other.