High on their heads, with jewels richly set, / Each lady wore a radiant coronet.

These toppings impart a swaying motion to anyone climbing a rope grappled onto them, making climbing difficult. This form of topping is worthy of further study.

[He could choose] light-colored varieties of bananas such as the ha'a, iholena, loha, and lele; or dark-colored varieties such as the maoli, kahtki, puhi, koa'e, malei'ula, 'eke'ula, kaualau, popo'ulu, aulena, and others.

Or maybe they're just bored standing/sitting/lying waiting to be milked 'cause they sure as heck won't be slaughtered for anyone's chili goatburger (hold the mustard).