The projector and the computer bump into each other in Gatesian cyberspace, and we're off.

If you're going to buy eBay software, buy eBay software. That is, don't buy a CD with everything else in the world on it. CDs with everything in the world on them are known in the industry as shovelware. […] Anything offered as part of a shovelware package is suspect. If the eBay software seems to get lost in the hyped benefits of the shovelware package, it's probably not worth much.

Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me, for I am meek and lowly in heart.

Continuous functions are Borel measurable.