As ye disown yon paughty dog, / That bears the keys of Peter, / Then swith! an' get a wife to hug,

Do not form clubs on the playground that don't include everyone - they're cliquey and mean.

Your criticism will seem like flyspecking. They'll be mad at you for pointing out that there's more crime than they like to think, and especially mad that you're saying their own group—privileged middle-aged white males—are just as bad as young African-American inner-city toughs, walking the streets in packs of four and looking mean.

Some patients may need assistance with defaecation in the form of suppositories or enemata, whilst others may need a colostomy as a result of cancer of the colon.