The dumbstruck crowd parted as the murderer made his way to the nibblies […]

all Judications and Analogisms may faile

He … ſeldom waits, / Dependent on the baker's punctual call, / To hear his creaking panniers at the door, / Angry and ſad and his laſt cruſt conſumed.

Soon the typewriter would become a back-office curiosity, and the slide-rule would go the way of the Dodo bird.