She wads up the t-shirt, uses it to wipe a trickle of santorum from her ass, and throws it under the cot.

Engineers from the Tyne & Wear Metro stepped back in time in December, to conduct a safety-critical inspection of the tramway at the open-air Beamish Museum in County Durham.

Weird Al's song Lasagna is a takeoff on the popular song La Bamba.

and if you are not next to the ways and customs, the first thing you know you are in a jackpot so big four one spots would not be openers. I don't know what that last expression means, but I heard a fellow use it, and he was talking about a fellow that was in a very bad fix.