Led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love, Deep Purple's Smoke On The Water and Layla by Derek and the Dominos also featured in the top five.

The pipe has cacked up again, so I'm calling a plumber.

Complication is what artspeak is all about. It seeks to confer status and worth on an artist's work by insisting on its obscurity, which it conveys through a grey porridge of abstract nouns.

Ambient can be flabby synth mulch that needs to access cyberism and external philosophies to convince you you're not being scammed.