[H]e has issued a firm non-denial denial. “I didn’t write it,” he told The New York Times. “But if I had written it, I would be saying I didn’t write it.”

In the departure zone he rasped at Lufthansa officials in what seemed very theatrical German. So might he have acted some cardboard jackbooted Prussian in an end-of-term comedy at Hyderabad House near Bridport.

Well, they saw a little boy on the street and his penis was hanging out and they said his jigger was hanging out, and I said, Well, maybe his mother didn't tell him differently.

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