For example, let a painter's pallet be suspended from the thumb-hole, as in the figure […]

Homer: Here's your package, Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns: [Sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate!

Dancing dollar bill syndrome, where candidates are picked up and dropped like hot potatoes, and sold into interviews, is common. If you throw enough mud at the wall, some of it will stick, and this is the approach of many recruitment agencies.

In time to pass muster as a gatherer of stones, a graveller, a roller of paths, or it may be a setter of pulse rows, (though by the mass I misdoubt the last, hugely), but never to be taken for what you have vainly boasted yourself […]