I would say that a thickness of 2 ins diameter and a length of 11 ins would count as a supercock.

CAM therapies focused upon proper nutrition and the technologies of biopathy illustrated, for instance, by use of an electrical apparatus showing signs of light and sound exemplify this model, which is characterized by principles of democracy, consultancy, and uniqueness.

2003, Beable van Polasm, Kibological Konspiracy (on newsgroup alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters)

Sarcasm cuts to the quick.