But claims of photoshopping and karma whoring didn't unmask a troll — instead, it spurred pussyrammer to post photographic proof that she was who she claimed to be.

My mother and father was standing against the railings by the market, looking over at the fire-swallower and the cheap-jack and the Salvation Army down below; and the German Band was playing round the corner of the Commercial Arcade.

‘And isn’t Declan looking very thin?’ Madge said. ‘He’ll never get a wife if he doesn’t fatten up a bit.’

I just called to say hi.