This life entirely unfits you for general practice.

Once you finally discover yourself a dismember-er, a de-limber, a fucking head-cutter-offer, the most simple of tasks — enjoying a long walk outside, seeing a movie, conversing with a stranger in the library — all become prized and over-inflated moments of elation.

the promoter of truth and the discourager of error

The duck is the spokescreature for Aflac, formally the American Family Life Assurance Company of Columbus.