I'm 3'8" tall. I'm realistic. I'm never going to be a leading man, unless some clueless script writer get's it into his head to write a dwarfsploitation film.

An extraverted individual can hardly understand the necessity that forces the introverted to accomplish his adaptation by first formulating a general conception.

Because they don't want their (stupid, chicken, technophobic) competitors to wake up and get on the bandwagon, or should I say, brandwagon […]

At a cooking demonstration I went to a chef peeled the bottom half of the asparagi with a potato peeler rather than breaking off the end which he claimed was a real waste and that only the outer layer was what you really wanted to get rid of.