Due to invisible features of the United States' electrical grid and F.C.C. monitored broadcasting features, background noise on this tape would identify the manipulation that had occurred, but not before two or more generously compensated video evidence experts had misinterpolated their perception.

What is promised us, we who were born bloody: ungrief after the dwindled time, […]

Well, there's water, and then there's quarter-waters. Ghetto Gatorade.

They are skilled in whataboutery: the art of avoiding the issue.