So when we pulled up it was so hard to get in. That bitch was too thick. Everybody and their mammy was out that bitch. I got out the car and tucked my glizzy, zooted. The whole gang started striding toward the line, and I forgot I had a ratchet on […]

From the briefcase he took two pairs of plasticuffs, and handed them to the first — and now entirely compliant — bodyguard.

When I saw the other driver weaving erratically across the road, I decided to keep my distance.

It doesn't take a genius to see that its hostility towards statism, in the context of economic crisis and austerity, could provide useful ideological cover for an assault on welfare. Blue Labour thinking, here, converges seamlessly with Cameron's “big society”.