Discussing her new memoir The Day I Shot Cupid, debut author [Jennifer Love] Hewitt said that after a painful breakup, A friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady and it shined like a disco ball, adding the imperative that women should vajazzle their vajayjays.

So my old man, he says Lord thank you for this feastly grub that the relatives worked so hard for […]

'Poor old Bernard, now your goose is cooked. Women are like cats, they like walls...'

A “moving platform” scheme[…]is more technologically ambitious than maglev trains even though it relies on conventional rails.[…]This set-up solves several problems […]. Stopping high-speed trains wastes energy and time, so why not simply slow them down enough for a moving platform to pull alongside?