William mareid the heretrice of Meldrum, and by him is descended the laird of Meldrum, who reteineth the surname of Seatoun vnto this day.

He makes these funny, snorty, slurpy noises all the time. He's a little snorty pig. Every morning he sits at the top of the stairs and waits for me. He needs his hug before he goes downstairs.

Pride, where Wit fails, steps in to our defence, / And fills up all the mighty void of Sense.

That's nine-hundy for just one class. Even state schools can't beat the rate your community college offers.