No. I will not get you a Kleenex. Get it yourself, lazyass.

Ambidexterity means equal skill with both hands, as contrasted with the term “ambilevous” meaning equally unskilled with both hands (or described as having “two left hands”).

unadulterate air

See, the thing about the mob, everybody had to wet his beak. . . . I was supposed to give them a piece of my hard work.